How many of you are in Egypt?
An Egyptian asked a mufti, "Ya Mawlana, a dog pissed on the wall separating my house from the neighbour's house. What am I supposed to do?"
The Mufti told him that the wall should be destroyed and rebuilt. The man then said, "Ya Mawlana, but the wall is the one separating my house from yours!"
Alarmed, the Mufti said, "Oh, is that so?! I guess then that little water will Cleanse it"
Laugh, Laugh, Laugh!