EGYPT: The Egyptian president, El-Sisi gives his nation the lazy eye.

 From Muhammad Nassir to El-Sisi

After a harsh speech addressed to the nation by El-Sisi

  
Satire

Good evening, Sisi! I hope you are fine!

My cousins have a message for you.

They are a group of idle young guys.

A half of them is starving.

The other half is scavenging garbage pins.

My friends at the café would kiss your hand.

In fact, they damn the circumstance that brought you to power

A group of revolutionary guysm, they are.

Some belong to 6-April, some are liberal.

Others are Ikhwan recuperating in prisons.

Damn be he who upsets you!

By God, do not be upset.

You look like you have lost weight.

Your suite has become loose and your face looks pale.

Your teeth are shaking as if your heart is aware that something will happen.

Do not worry, it is the cursed nation.

A nation that does not know what is good for her.

A nation that is ungrateful.

A nation that deserves a low-life president.

You are far from being a low-life.

How cute you are though the nation is starving!

I am here just to tell you a few words to make you happy

Words that are like a sickle…cutting through my skin.

When you said, “Have you elected me to torture me?

I am going to complain to the nation.”

Man, complain to who about who?

You were so nervous because you did not like those who are talked about you,

though they were the pupil of your eye.

They have sold out all their principles to support you.

Have they been a bit harsh in their citicism?

May they suffer!

But those were your men.

How many times they applauded for you!

Be careful! Do not let yourself be exposed!

Anyways, do you remember when they ousted Morsi?

Have you forgotten?

What a cruel heart you have.

A bunch of media people upsetting you!

Were you not the lion?

Need you a spell against envy?

Are you forgetting?

Is not Egypt your father’s  real estate.

And the nation is but your slaves.

Flog them!

Use your club!

Oh, you look so tired.

Allow me to say a truthful word.

You are right,

There are bad people who want to torture you with their criticism

They blame you for what?

Are you not the brave General?

Do not cry and hush them up with issuance of a presidential decree.

And say to the nation,

“My beloved people who are the light of my eyes,

I have decided to gather your opinions of me in a survey”

The millions may show up singing,

“Come back, our president”

Did not Amr Adeeb ask you to be more abusive so that we wake up and understand?

They say you have sold us an illusion.

So What!

It is not your fault.

The faulty one is he who agreed to buy.

They needed a good dream.

Do the survey.

What nation!

They have no interest in silk but in a cheap fabric.

Have not some purchased apartments in your illusionary one-million-apartment project

And others are now possessing million acres of land?

A nation you made mount a rocket,

And brought to them your illusionary medical shish-kebab project.

Between you and me, let me tell you,

you do not look well.

You look worried like someone who has been exposed for his lies.

If you need to rest for a while, then do it.

And let me tell your people,

“El-Sisi is right. He said that he was of you, that you asked him to be careful.”

He is careful.

Do the survey and show those who are plotting against you how beloved you are.

You were right when you once said that this nation did not have someone to take care for it.

Get closer, then, to your people!

Remember Tamarrud when they stood against Morsi and said,

“We do not want you because the streets are not yet secure,

Poor people still poor, we still beg for funds from foreign countries,

We and the country have lost our dignity,

The economy has collapsed and is now relying on begging,

You have become an American agent,

By God, tell me, is not this what it is right now?

You know what; you have already split the family

Go home, if the burden is too heavy for you to carry

Or be a man and do the survey!

EGYPT: Egyptians have adopted Goha's attitude. What a shame!!!

GOHA (Nasreddin)

Nasreddin, also known in Egypt as GOHA was a Seljuq satirical Sufi, believed to have lived and died during the 13th century in Akşehir, near Konya, a capital of the Seljuk Sultanate of Rum, in today's Turkey. He is considered a populist philosopher and wise man, remembered for his funny stories and anecdotes. He appears in thousands of stories, sometimes witty, sometimes wise, but often, too, a fool or the butt of a joke. A Nasreddin story usually has a subtle humor and a pedagogic nature. The International Nasreddin Hodja fest is celebrated between 5 and 10 July in his hometown every year.

In Arabic-speaking countries this character is known as "Juha", "Djoha", "Djuha", "Dschuha", "Giufà", "Chotzas", "Goha" (juḥā). Juha was originally a separate folk character found in Arabic literature as early as the 9th century, and was widely popular by the 11th century. Lore of the two characters became amalgamated in the 19th century when collections were translated from Arabic into Turkish and Persian.

The Nasreddin stories are known throughout the Middle East and have touched cultures around the world. Superficially, most of the Nasreddin stories may be told as jokes or humorous anecdotes. They are told and retold endlessly in the teahouses and caravanserais of Asia and can be heard in homes and on the radio. But it is inherent in a Nasreddin story that it may be understood at many levels. There is the joke, followed by a moral and usually the little extra which brings the consciousness of the potential mystic a little further on the way to realization.

Once Nasreddin was invited to deliver a sermon. When he got on the pulpit, he asked, "Do you know what I am going to say?" The audience replied "no", so he announced, I have no desire to speak to people who don't even know what I will be talking about! and left.

The people felt embarrassed and called him back again the next day. This time, when he asked the same question, the people replied yes. So Nasreddin said, "Well, since you already know what I am going to say, I won't waste any more of your time! and left."

Now the people were really perplexed. They decided to try one more time and once again invited the Mulla to speak the following week. Once again he asked the same question "Do you know what I am going to say?" Now the people were prepared and so half of them answered "yes" while the other half replied "no". So Nasreddin said Let the half who know what I am going to say, tell it to the half who don't, and left.

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Egyptians have become like GOHA. This attitude has enabled the JUNTA not only to rule, but also to do as they please. HOW? The story goes as follows…

Once upon a time, a man shouting and running came from the farthest part of the village where GOHA live. “Goha, Goha, have you not heard?”. “Heard What!”, Goha wondered. “Heard of what is happening in the villag”, the man answered. “And what is happening?”, Goha asked, carelessly though. “Goha, I heard that fornication, Goha, has become rampant in the village”, Goha answered, shrugging his shoulders as a sign of carelessness, “I do not really care as it is not happening in my side of the village”, and then Goha left, nudging the two sides of his donkey hastening it to go.

A week lapsed and the same man saw Goha walking. He then approached him and said, “Goha, now fornication has invaded your side of the village”. Goha as usual shrugged his shoulders and said, “I do not care as long as I do not see it in the quarter where I live”, and went his way.

A month lapsed and the same man caught a sight of Goha who was on his way to the village market. So he ran to him and said, “Now it is it has invaded your quarter, Goha”. Goha inquisitively asked the man, “What invaded my Quarter?”. The man answered “Fornication , Goha”. Goha just waved his in the air as a sign of being bored and said, “Do I care? It has not yet reached the street where I live” 

Another moth lapsed and the same man saw Goha sitting on a chair in front of his house. “Goha!”, the man shouted. Goha looked at him and asked him, “what now?”. The man answered, “I do not care”, Goha answered and then added after making funny noise, “as long as it has not reached my house”

A week lapsed and the same man knocked on Goha’s door. When Goha opened he door, the man whispered to him, “Are you alone?”. Goha wondered and asked the man, “Why?”. The man said. Still whispering, “I wanted to tell you that fornication is now in your own house”

The man expected that Goha will now react differently, but Goha looked at him, smiling and whispered back to him, “I does not matter as long as it is away from my butt”

The end

What an attitude! What a nation! Keep being careless, coward, passive, scared, and in a very short time you will become slaves and beyond.

 Wha a shame